oh my god have you heard the news? a reliable source told me:
the wind has died. no not died down
she died of exhaustion
pushed herself too hard
because we built these beautiful mills and turbines for her
and kept building them
she thought it was so nice
when we gave her these different names (mistral in france, tramontana in italy)
you don’t name things you don’t want to forget
the evening news lists exactly three consequences, very bothersome
“pollination, birds, sustainable energy, all needed the wind”
(the weatherman is sad at home, mourning earnestly)
personally, i think it’s very rude to think,
without even mourning her just a little,
“how can we do without whom we killed”